Green Ranger's Boring

HELLO!
i'm back, the GREEN Ranger.
OHMAN!
Singapore's peace and quiet now huh?
with Mr Singh gone in MY life...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSA!
best.
i love it!
okay who wants to know my identity? it's secret damn it!
i know you guys are DAMN curious right? but sorry, i cannot reveal my identity.
but i can tell you a brief description about myself.
i am very handsome, i have a very cool hair and... i am SEXY.
*no shame, i know, i'm just comforting myself*
YEAH~
so if you see a guy walking on the street with the description above, shout, GREEN!
if he turns around, it means he is Green Ranger.
or you can text, Green, to 73000 also.
OHYEAH!
he's selling his house, it's clean and GREEN with three huge rooms.
the bedroom's... OVER THERE!
the kitchen's... OVER THERE!
this is his beautiful bathroom, check out his matching pipes.
want to see more? call this number.

and also...
hi, i'm selling my car. *smiles*
my car has HUGE HID headlanmps.
"forgot what he said."
AND, it's got a big boot.
please, buy my car.
it's GOOD!

andandand,
hi, i'm a single 24 year old looking for a special companion, where i can share my BEAUUUUUUUTIFUL room with.
i cook, i clean, and i promise to be home at7pm everyday.
i miss my special companion cause i lost mine last week.
so PLEASE, call if you have a white maltese for sale.

SHUT UP!