Adventures of the RED RANGER.

Seems like it's all GREEN RANGER posting about his power-packed adventure stories.

So, to somehow ease his burden, me, the undisputed RED RANGER, is gonna post about a recent adventure about my encounter with the villain from the EAS group.

Firstly, let me explain what the heck is EAS group. It's a group of non-teaching staff that serves the school. This includes staffs in GO, lab technicians, cleaners, security guards and even EVIL SINGH.

So one day, I appeared in school as my alter ego, Chanyu. It was the first time in two weeks that I wasn't late. It all seems like a perfect day, until the period after recess. We were told by our form teacher that we had to make a "Thank You" card for the EAS group members to honour them for their dedications to the school. The teacher then told us a whole chunk of words about what the EAS had been doing for our school. The first thought that came to my alter ego's mind was, "Oh no, propaganda." I respected all the EAS members except for one... EVIL SINGH. Therefore a card was made by me, in a cleverly stupid way. I wrote down all the names of the EAS group members in the card except for Singh's at the "Dear..." part. I finished the card and handed it up.

After school when I was walking home, I felt that I was being followed. Someone's presence and a more-pungent-than-ammonia stench lurked in the air. Without any hesitations, I went behind a wall and changed into my RED RANGER costume. As I pulled up my pants, I saw a pair of eyes staring at me. It was EVIL SINGH! He had been peeping at me all along!

"Evil Singh, WTF do you want?" I asked in my mighty morphin voice. Evil Singh stared back at me snaring his teeth. "Why didn't you thank me in the EAS card?! You are courting death!" he roared and unleashed a garbaged-liked breath. I was unable to contact my fellow rangers as all of them are not in school, so I decided to fight this old beast myself. I waited for him to strike first as to not give him a chance to sue me.

*Five years later*
I was still waiting for him to attack but he just stood motionlessly at the other end of the wall. Perhaps he had the same idea as me. So, I tried to provoke him into attacking me. I made funny faces at him but to no avail. He just stood there like the kentucky old man. Then I tried to do unkind gestures at him, pointing middle finger and stuffs like that. Suddenly, the old turban man moved. "UH HUH! You had made rude gesture! I can now sue you!" he shouted. Damn, I had fell right into his trap! "I am going to tell Biggy Boo now. You just wait and see!" the evil man let off a sinister laughter.

"Oh what a loser," I taunted. "Settle this like a man, Singh. Settle this in a fight!" Singh was pissed. "Okay then," he agreed. Before he started the fight, he lifted his arms and did a war-dance thingy, uttering unknown languages. The dance was obscene as Singh slowly did a strip tease which lasted for a very long time. I stood there at the same spot and waited, totally not interested in the dance.

*Fifteen years later*
He was still doing the dance, now with a pole. "Oh crap, he is wasting my time. I still wanna go home and study for my O's one leh," I said and took out my power ranger laser gun. PEEEEEEEW! I shot him in the turban and he died.

THE END.

Okay, this is crap. No action at all.