feeling greenish?

hi, this is the Green Ranger. i'm currently blogging from Smallville. just sparred with Clarke Kent. of course i win, he's an ass you know. bloody cheater. he swang his fist at me and it landed on my cheeks. a natural reaction, i closed my eyes and tumbled on the ground. i stood up immediately, and got ready for his next attack. but then, there was this person wearing a pair of glasses and in Superman's suit. and i asked him, "Hey did you see Superman? The faggot wearing his underwear outside."
and he shouted, "Behind you!!"
i turned around and saw no one, and asked again, "What the-"
and before i could even finish my sentence, Superman was standing in front of me. and once again, delivered his fist at my face. i laid on the ground, "What the fuck!? Where'd you go just now? And where's that man with the glasses?"
"Oh, you mean this man?" and slowly, he reaches into his underwear and pulled out a pair of glasses and wears it.
i watched as my eyes widen. "Where's Superman?! Did you see him?!"
the man with the glasses then rolled his eyes and took off the glasses.
"FUCK YOU SUPERMAN! What'd you do to that innocent man you imbecile!"
"I'm him you asshole!" Superman bellowed at me with saliva spilling out of his mouth. "Man... My disguise is so cool. It's only a pair of glasses and people can't recognise me." and dashes into the sky.

ok, i'm scratching my armpit now.