Our Flying Zords

Okay, you might have already got tired of Red's rubbish which is not exactly very funny and entertaining. BUT, too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, the almighty uber godly Red is right here to post again!

Recently, I've got a new communication device. I'd lost that imba Rangers message tone that I used to have, but I'd replace it with a equally ownage Pikachu message tone where the Pikachu will go, "Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika..." until you feel like throwing the phone against the wall.

That other day, all the rangers are called to HQ by Zordon (the huge, white, ghostly face that always floats in the huge tube-like aquarium and apparently, he is also out boss). He said that he would distribute our flying zords to us. Unfortunately to us, all our flying zords took the shape of something that Zordon likes. And I must say, Zordon has the sickest interest in the sickest things. Blue was given a blimp-like thingy that took the shape of a Viagra. Green was given something that looked like a lump of Marijuana. Pink's zord was in the shape of a bar lady that Zordon often fantasizes about. Yellow's zord was the worst, i think. It is in the shape of human excretion in a cup! It's obvious that Zordon had been watching too much "Two girls and a Cup".

As for me, my zord is a crimson bull and yeah, RED BULLS GIVE YOU WINGS!

Crap~