WANTED

Hello, all non-rangers dudes out there,

I'm just here to inform all of you that we are recruiting a BLACK ranger and a YELLOW ranger to take over Jess. If you falls under any of the criteria below, please contact any rangers except for Jess:

To be either ranger, you must:
-be between 0 to 99 years old
-be learning English for the past eight years or above
-be able to write rubbish/crap posts
-know how to write your own name
-know how to spell "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers"
-be able to differentiate been red, blue, green, pink, yellow and black
-not reveal the identity of either of us if you know
-be close friend of at least 3 rangers, other than Jess, for at least one year.
-know at least 1 ranger for 3 years.
-be taller than 10 cm
-weigh heavier than 10 grams.
-have eyebrows
-have both arms and legs attached to body.
-have more than 2 teeth.
-be a Beattyian or ex-Beattyian
-be able to breathe normally
-be a human
-have something against big, gigantic monsters
-be young at heart
-have a face

For the BLACK ranger, you must be:
-a male

For the YELLOW ranger, you must be:
-a female

That's all for now. I'll post again when there are additional new conditions.