Secret Identity

HELLO KIDS >:(
i am your favourite Ranger.
the GREEN RANGER!!!
HAHAHAA!
with my identity a secret.
i can post what ever i want, without people knowing who i am.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~

okay, let me tell you a story...
where i trashed Mr Singh until his turban drops, rolling from Singapore to Thailand.
DAMN IT WAS GREAT!
the sensation of whacking Mr Singh and his turban.
the story goes like this:
It was Green Ranger's turn to patrol Sentosa. Sentosa has always been a peaceful place to be in. Green Ranger soon got bored and went to the beach, to build a sand castle.
"Sand Castle?! That isn't what the MANLY Green Ranger should make."
He brought his arm up, scratched his helmet and *BLINK BLINK*
a bulb materialised from above his head.
"I KNOW! I'll make a statue of myself!"
just when he was about to finish his sculpture, a black object darted at his statue, causing the statue's head to fall.
"DAMN IT!!! WHO THE FUCK IS IT!? SHOW YOURSELF!!!"
Green Ranger stood, waiting for the source of the black object to show himself.

...5 years later...
the Green Ranger is still standing at the exact spot he stood 5 years ago.
finally a rough voice said, "Damn you are really persistent. OKAY! I am out. So what if i'm out? what can you do?" *Panting*
Evil Singh was his name. His looks were hideous, his tummy was SUPER HUGE and finally the most distracting part of him...
His black TURBAN!
with Flies Circling around his turban, he looked even more hideous.
...
Green Ranger had no respond upon Evil Singh's appearance(not good at words, sorry), not even the slightest sign of movement.
"Hello?" Evil Singh moved slowly towards Green Ranger.
Green Ranger's STILL motionless.
"EXCUSE ME!!! I'M OUT ALREADY!!!" Evil Singh shouted at Green Rangers ear.
"W-WHAT?!" Green Ranger came to consciousness.

*jump*
Evil Singh jumped backwards as soon as Green Ranger came to consciousness.
"So it's YOU! Evil Singh, I've been waiting for quite some time."
"Cut the crap!" Evil Singh pounce forward.
soon, the two of them was engaged in battle.
Green flashes of light flickered here and there.
Black Turbans flew from left to right, from top to bottom.
...3 Years Later...

*pant pant*
"Damn! How long do we have to fight?" Green Ranger asked.
"Let's end this." After saying this phrase, Evil Singh took off his turban...
and tossed it at Green Ranger.
Green Ranger then performed the Matrix move and evaded the smelly turban.
"NO! How c-could y-you?! That w-was m-my suic-cide mo-move!!! N-now I'm g-g-going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Those are Evil Singh's last words...

"MUAHAHAHAHAA! I HAVE DEFEATED THE EVIL SINGH!!! THE WORLD IS PEACEFUL ONCE AGAIN!!!" Green Ranger stood with his armpit wet(tarded).

THE END.




WHAT THE FUCK!
i don't know how to continue already.
no more ideas. haha.
i don't know how to end the story properly...
okay, keep comments to yourself.