BACK

YEAH!
finally i'm back here to blog.
this blog's kinda dead already, but luckily, RED's here to cover up the dead-ness.

okay kids, you guys want to become the GREEN RANGER?! *NODS HEADS*
okay, i've got a... *eyes go left and right*
*whispers* secret.
and that is...
TO EAT MORE VEGIES!
and you'll be as green as the MIGHTY GREEN RANGER!

when i was a kid, i used to hate vegetables as well.
but then, one day, one of the ranger's ancestors appeared in front of me.
and yes, he was green.
they were known as RACKONGTRON, this word means POWER RANERS IN THAI.
and yes, Power Rangers originated from thailand, bangkok.
this GREEN RANGER that appeared infront of me said, "HELLO BOY! YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!" in thai.
yes, i didn't understand what he was trying to say.
so i gave him a look, left eyebrow up, right eyebrow down.
he rolled his eyes, and repeated what he said.
i said, "WHAT?!"
once again, he rolled his eyes.
this time, he used sign language
i didn't understand at first.
but the second time was when i got what he said.
he pointed at me, and then at his butt.
but he didn't stop there, he pulled down his pants and underwear, showing me his asshole.
AND IT WAS THEN, that i fell in love with vegies.
his asshole was filled with bright green vegetables, and they look so delicious.

SHUT UP!
this post's disgusting.
i shall stop here.
i can't imagine a guy having undigested vegies in his anus.
EEEKS!